The floor is lava!
What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?
The fun kind.
Oh god I am delirious….
I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.
Every time he does this she gets curious but also scared.
It took me an insanely long time to realize that these were in fact not tiny brontosauruses
me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable